Saturday, December 25, 2010

A letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

Hope you must be having an experience of a lifetime this Christmas.

Last few months have been really eventful for the earth family and I guess you have an inkling about it if at all you read newspapers apart from nurturing your tummy at the Noth pole.

It seems by end of 2010 everyone has gone crazy either in a good or a bad way.

I prefer to call the year 2010 as 'The Year of Great Leaks and Great Records'.

The Wikileaks has gone wicked beyond the purview of wickedness.

I wonder what gift Julian Assange had asked you for last Christmas and according to my calculation it must have been a book called 'How to get wicked in 365 days'.

(see even his name says that he is an ‘Ass’)

There exists a class of people who cannot make things better around them but are always in search of an opportunity to ruin others. Wikileaks is nothing but a manifestation of such class of people.

When it comes to leaks how could I not mention the radioactive ‘Radia tapes’.

I call it radioactive because of its inappropriate proliferation all over the media and hence the country. I tell you santa, Nira Radia must be featured in top 10 most influential women in the country owning to her expertise in public relations and her conversations with Mr.Tata, Miss Barkha Dutt & co. which has gone highly public. Seems that the whole 2G scam revolves around a woman.

It has been acknowledged by all that women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular and so is Nira Radia.

Well coming to great records you must gift something special to Sachin Tendulkar as he reached another milestone of 50th test century and also to Saina Nehwal for trouncing every player in opposition.

Mission 'Common wealth games' was accomplished although soaked with controversies and scams.

Hey Santa, I was wondering what sorts of gifts you offer on Christmas?

The world is going to dogs and so I've thought of some presents which if you could give can make this world a better place to live.

They are as follows:

1. Mr.Obama not turning out to be a disastrous choice of US citizens.

2. India deciding what to do with Kasab before it is too late to avoid the egg on the face.

3. India takes a stand on 2G scam so that we can concentrate on 3G before the entire world switches to 4G technology.

4. Tolerance and patience for people to withstand further leaks.

5. Munni badnam hogayi and Sheela jawan hogayi so tell them to take care and bestow some relief on men.

I hope the coming year brings hope, success and happiness to all, enemies become friends and friends become closer. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

With love



vineet said...

khatarnaak 1dun knock out post hai,3rd aur 4th postulate toh maa kasam khatarnaak they, maza aa gaya, nice read dear..phoda yaar, take on commonwealth n wikileaks were absolutely LOL..

SHANKY said...

katilana andaz janemann....mogambo khush hua ;)

trish said...

@vineet..thanx :) 2 khush hua :)

Aditya Patawari said...

nice article but I think wikileaks is not just a group of people who are "always in search of an opportunity to ruin others". Although certain documents should never be revealed but there are positive sides to it also. At least governments would think twice before doing something.
Bottom line, not all sting operations and leaks are bad. Everyone has their own negatives and positives.

trish said...

@Aditya...sting operations are fine but leaks of this nature can create unnecessary tensions b/w nations and also tumult within the nation.
It can also be potentially harmful if used by third parties like an enemy nation or terror groups to instill hatred and resentment among the masses.
If Mr.Assange can't do anything good about it then atleast not try to make things worse.

Aditya Patawari said...

That is a negative side and I agree to it but if these things are totally eliminated then governments won't care about what they are doing, especially nations like U.S.

trish said...

@Aditiya..As long as U.S. continues to be a super power it will make sure that it suppreses every finger that points towards it.
But guess what,the leaks have shown that U.S. is losing hold over the world..even before any leaks went public.